Carla Bruni? Could we be so lucky? Last week France’s President had his wife’s intimate naked photographs and sex videos stolen from her ex-boyfriends residence.  Now we don’t know about you, but seeing the first lady of France fucking on camera sounds pretty gangsta. Carla Bruni was a former supermodel, and she’s been the center of a nudity scandal before (you can see some nude photos of her at carlabruninude.org). Hopefully we get the real treat here eventually and her sex video is released for public consumption.

It looks like Paris Hilton got a new set of tits. Quite the clevage compared to her old boobs. They look pretty good don’t cha think? We’ll see how long it takes until we get to see them exposed. On a side note, it looks like she’s getting a bit skinny. Hopefully those topless pictures will come our way soon, or maybe even another Paris Hilton sex tape?

It looks like the real jackpot may have been hit… the Marilyn Monroe sex tape. News just hit the internet today of a sex tape featuring Marilyn Monroe performing oral sex on an unidentified man (a Kennedy?) in a 15 minute long tape. We learned about this little rumor over at Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape. It looks like a private collector in New York bought the tape for $1.5 million dollars. A retired FBI agent informed a friend of the tape’s existence and who had it locked up. Keya Morgan was able to locate the man with the tape and sure enough, the tape was in a safe deposit box. The tape shows Marilyn Monroe on her knees giving a blowjob in black-and-white on a 16mm film. Let’s hope someone like Vivid offers this guy some big money so we can all download the sex tape too!

It looks like the internet has been blessed once again… with a Lindsay Lohan blowjob sex tape. The video is fairly poor quality, but it is a cell phone video. The tape shows Lindsay Lohan giving her former boyfriend a blowjob. Lindsay can be seen sucking his dick for about 5 seconds. Don’t miss out on this one!

The picture was posted on a forum by a ‘friend of a friend’, but Lindsay definitely has a penis in her mouth. And it’s probably her ex-boyfriend Calum Best. After seeing the trainwreck that is Lindsay Lohan, a sex tape does not see too far fetched.

A picture of Kristin Davis giving a blowjob has been released today! Kristin is seen on top of a heavier man licking his dick mid blow job in this hot pic. Rumor has it there is a sex tape associated, and is soon to come. Be sure to watch for the Kristin Davis sex tape. Kristin is from Melrose Place, and even better known for Sex and the City.

The Governor’s secret love affair has been revealed. The girl known as “Kristen” has been revealed as Ashley Alexandra Dupre. At only 22 years old, she has suddenly become the center of celeb gossip attention, and the girl that took down New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.

Apparently Dupre was part of the notorious prostitution ring known as Emperor’s Club VIP. After the story broke, a phone interview with Ashley Alexandra revealed she had slept little over the past week due to stress.

Eliot Spitzer, who is married with three teenage daughters has announced he will be resigning Monday.

Joey Buttafuoco, the news sensation from 1992 has leaked a sex tape of him and a hot blonde milf fucking. The sextape is called Joey Buttafuoco Caught on Tape, and features Joey fucking his blonde trophy wife in many positions, including missionary, doggystyle and every other way you can imagine. Don’t miss this latest release from one of the best in celebrity videos, Red Light District.