Carla Bruni? Could we be so lucky? Last week France’s President had his wife’s intimate naked photographs and sex videos stolen from her ex-boyfriends residence.  Now we don’t know about you, but seeing the first lady of France fucking on camera sounds pretty gangsta. Carla Bruni was a former supermodel, and she’s been the center of a nudity scandal before (you can see some nude photos of her at carlabruninude.org). Hopefully we get the real treat here eventually and her sex video is released for public consumption.